Maji 1000% Love

So I just realised that Chris Evans is in Not Another Teen Movie (one of my childhood favourites, bahaha) And of course that meant I had to reacquaint myself with this beautiful image…

5/13 pics of Chris Evans

↵ Reblogged from heartachetosing

Fandom: The Bible (Jesus/Hitler)

“Hitler wrestled Jesus down onto the floor one afternoon and gave the Lord the best blowjob he possibly could, complete with rimming and a stinky pinky. After our saviour blew his load and shared a salty kiss with the Furor he felt something cold slide onto his softening member. Looking down, he saw it: a golden cock ring with the biggest diamond this side of the Nile! “Oh Addy, does this mean what I think it means?” Hitler was too choked up to say anything, but he nodded. Jesus threw his arms around the Aryan hunk. ‘Oh, Hitler, you’ve made me the happiest girl in the world!’”

↵ Originally from wtffanfiction

↵ Reblogged from nonashi

Stages of procrastination

↵ Originally from whilemytime

↵ Reblogged from herlittleprincess

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

vriskalibermysuper8ass:

Karaoke instrumentals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNwkP8DqimA

Here are the lyrics I shitted out:

I threw a post in 2ch,

I did it cause I just can
The comments started to pile,
And now I’m in denile.

I’d trade my soul for a wish,
Bribing your friends for a list
All I want is a kiss,
I love you so, don’t resist!

Your stare was holdin’,

long skirt, it was blowin’

Hot breathe, I was lurking

I hope you don’t really hate me?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s 600 e-mails,

I can make spaghetti?

It’s hard to look right,

At you baby,

Do you like anal,

I’m not that scary?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s 600 e-mails,

I can make spaghetti?

And those bullies,

That tried to harm me,

You fought them for me,

So don’t be wary!

I think you forgot to say hi,

It’s kay you were probably shy,

You gave me nothing at all,

But still, I really love you

I beg, and bribe, and steal

To get your new number that’s real

I didn’t know it would cost,

around 60k.

Your stare was holdin’,

long skirt, it was blowin’

Hot breathe, I was lurking

I hope you don’t really hate me?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s 600 e-mails,

I can make spaghetti?

It’s hard to look right,

At you baby,

Do you like anal,

I’m not that scary?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s 600 e-mails,

I can make spaghetti?

And those bullies,

That tried to harm me,

You fought them for me,

So don’t be wary!